You might be a redneck if:
-if you and your father attend the same class reunion.
– if the most important thing your dad taught you how to elude a pack of trailing bloodhounds.
– if the only thing you inherited from your father was Marlboro Miles.
– if you consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
– if you were born with a plastic spoon in your mouth.
– if your dad’s proudest moment was seeing you on Girls Gone Wild.
– if your dad’s cell number has nothing to do with a telephone.
– if you know your daddy’s C.B. handle but not his real name.